jokes!!!!!

right if everyone could post some funny jokes on this post so ppl could come on the fourms and have a laugh lol.

1."knock, knock"

"who's there"


"docter"


"docter who?"



srry ppl my joke is kinda lame but i there is some really funny videos on youtube you might want to see

here's the link~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlUVGf8B2yc
here's another link~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf6hA6TY
here's another link~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2A2OJp4Lk


i hope to see your jokes soon

you: Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill
Other person: i dont know
you: to get to the bottom hahahahahahaha

And i got a yo momma one which i made up no leeching


Yo momma's so fat she doesn't need the internet because she's worldwide.

yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the sofa

yo mamma so fat she falls off both sides of the bed

yo mamma so fat the only way to get her through a doorway is to butter it up and put a twinky on the other side

yo mamma so fat an alien came to earth and didnt know which one to land on (thought of that myself)

ya mamma so fat she hugged ur dad and now hes gone

yo mamma so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three commercials

yo mamma so fa when she tries to get outaa bed she ricks herself back to sleep

yo mamma so fat i took a picture of her last cchristmas and its still printing

yo mamma so fat her bra is made of reinforced steel

yo mamma so fat they have to use the jaws of life to get into the car

hope you enjoy- i have an app on my ipod that gets these except for that one

nice jokes guys keep this topic alive!!!

LOL nice yo mama jokes! Yo mama is so nasty she has to pour salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh! Yo mama's house is so small when she ordered a large pizza we had to eat it OUTSIDE!

Yo mamma so dumb she looked at a map and thought she seen people waving

Yo mamma so fat the cops shout to her Break it up guys

Yo mamma so dumb her fave colour is clear

Yo mamma so stupid, she doesnt know what a yo mamma joke is...

Epicly ownd noobs lol i dont know i made it up

yo mama so stupid i asekd for a colour tv and she said what color =p

yo mama so fat i gave her a quarter and a twinkie popped out

yo mama so dumb she cant pass a blood test

yo mama so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory because she threw away all the bent ones

yo mama so stupid she stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate"

thats it right now

anything else besides yo mama jokes lol?

HAHAHA This is an admin/owner joke i found this my self goes to the accused or guilty user

Admin:Have you seen ban.

User:ban?? ban who?

Admin:Ban you !

~BANS~

k these are a few zezima jokes ive learned over the years >> some are lame some are pretty funny tbh.


zezima threw a refridgarator at his mom and screamed "ice barrage".

when zezimas mother died he asked the medic "what did she drop?".

zezima stepped out his front door and unlocked a new song.

whil'st having a shit zezima screamed earth blast.

zezima got done for arson his excuse? "i was training my firemaking."

what did zezima say to the priest? ... what is your level in prayer?.


heres a quick chuck norris joke >>

chuck norris can speak 5 different languages ... all at the same time >.<

if u didnt get a joke just ask ill eplain